Have you ever thought, “I’d really like a liquor that tastes like the Devil’s tears?” Or “maybe I don’t really NEED taste buds.” Or “you know who I hate? My liver.”
Then I have found the vodka for you (really, reddit found it for you!)
Introducing this hell in a bottle:
250,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka
Naga Chilli is the hottest chilli in the world. Scovilles is the unit of heat used to measure the hotness of peppers. Personally, if I was measuring something like that I’d call it Whatthefucks as in “what the fuck did I just eat.”
“This pepper is 100,000 whathtefucks. I’d like some water please.”
I think that sounds much better.
Anyway, when the manufacturer recommends you to NOT buy this liquor and posts a waiver that says you are aware of the risks associate with it, I think you almost HAVE to buy it. (Did I mention you need wire cutters to open it? That shit is SERIOUS.) It’s like a sign with a button that says “DO NOT TOUCH THIS BUTTON.” You just gotta.
And while I am not woman enough to buy this $50 bottle of firewater. other people have and even drank it straight. There are multiple accounts of crying, potentially semi-permanent fire aftertaste and insides melting.
Actually, maybe I will buy it and just use it in emergencies and necessary social situations:
- Fill a water gun with it and keep it bedside for intruders. I think it’s much more effective that a real gun, because the bad guys will probably ask me to just kill them after getting shot in the eyes with this.
- Putting it in annoying coworker’s coffees. Just a drop because that’s all you need for chaos.
- Potty training children.
- See into the future.
- Breathe fire. Literally.