I’m Pretty Sure Karl Lagerfield Just Trolled Kim Kardashian

Does anyone else find it quite suspicious that since Kim’s been out of the spotlight taking care of her baby East South Wild North West, Lamar Odom is suddenly in rehab for a crack addiction? I’m not saying Kris Jenner planned this but….actually that’s exactly what I’m saying.

Okay, getting back on topic here: Kim Kardashian. Specifically, Kim Kardashian photographed by Karl Lagerfeld.

I fully admit, I am no fan of Kim Kardashian or any of the family who famously ruined the letter K. However, being as unbiased as I can be, these pictures are absolutely AWFUL. I think they are meant to be artistically weird, but I think good ole Karl trolled the hell out of Kim K.  I imagine the conversation went like this:

I don’t even know…. (from Celeb Baby Laundry)

Karl Lagerfeld: I have a brilliant idea. How about we smear some jam on you? ALL over you? Let’s make you look like a jam addict!
Kim K: Um..ok. Is that supposed to represent something?
KL: Of course! It represents…um…love. Yes! Love and love of babies because jam has the consistency of baby food so it’s a commentary of your pregnancy!!
KK: I can totally see it! I think…
KL: And we’ll sit you in front of a wall full of pink warts!! I am creating magic here!! I’m thinking for the next shot, TLC pajamas and pink gloves. You know, for the baby.
KK: Pajamas would be comfy…
KL: And you need to slouch. We want you to look as unflattering as possible. You know, as a satire of the media attention on your weight gain!
KK: But doesn’t that make me look even bigger?
KL: I don’t think you understand the MAGIC I’m trying to create here!!!!!

As you can see, I’ve given a lot of thought to do this.  The only reasonable explanation I can come up with is KK did whatever Karl Lagerfeld wanted because, he’s Karl FUCKING Lagerfeld, world renown Chanel designer. As a result, this wtfness has been captured on film for all eternity. I’m already embarrassed for her kid.